Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Crocodile DundeeLion [Finale]


Week 7, Day 7
4 days left up here in the WILD Australia and just as I think I’ve found the snake in the room now, and I’m OK with the ‘spiders situation’… I’ve really seen it all and experienced most of it. 

This guy - What you're thinking...
So here I am casually minding my own business after a non-intrusive nature morning (i.e no spiders, no snakes, no centipedes, mice or cane toads…) nothing more out of the ordinary than a normal day up North, casually walking down the path from the office to staff area, when all of a sudden a BIG, grey, long legged, CHUNKY spider crawls up my ankle, up my leg, onto my back and over my shoulder...  I catch a glimpse of it on my arm, out of the corner of my eye – travelling at the speed of light with its 8 legs - I can’t swot it… I Jump, grunt, squeel and shake all my limbs in opposite directions - left leg in, right leg out, in out, in out and shake them all about.  Arms do the robot, while shaking my head and ruffling my hair…..AAAAAAAH!!!!! No spider on me…I THINK, I Hope.


THIS GUY! - Reality!!

An hour later I’m walking down the path again… there sits the little (BIG) shit, on the path…waiting… waiting for WHAT exactly??? What do you actually THINK you are going to achieve on that path mate? If you’re there the next time I walk past I’ll tell you what you’re NOT gonna achieve….LIFE!!!!
Even with all this natural drama in my life, I haven’t resigned as result of it. My calling has lead my path elsewhere, which is probably why I can see the humour in this wild side of NON-Africa.










Week 8, Day 4
Today I depart my wild life in the NT Bush. Bags are packed and car is ready. Just as the sweat starts creeping in I get in my car to get the show on the road, with my luck she obviously wont start… we flutter around trying to get any car into close proximity of where my little dinky toy is parked. She is jump-started after much hassle of the mini battery (my car is actually male - unless she gives me trouble...then she's female - in one of her moods again...). 
My final farewell of the Top End I stop at servo (petrol garage) and grab a double espresso Paul's iced coffee – perfectly ‘brewed’ in the Northern Territory and rated by all…it’s my first one since I’ve been up here and I am thankful for that, fearing that had I tasted it before – IT might have become a habit, and I, might have become… obese.

I get on the road thinking of only the good times past and the adventure that lies ahead, the hard work and determination. As I stop at the airport to pick up my mother I smear all the red dust from the car, from the top-end, over my legs and shorts – the bush brand. As I step out the last bit of wildlife leaves me as a dead frog falls out the side of my door.


Farewell NT, farewell Top End… It’s been good, it’s been REAL, it’s been…emotional. Another experience, another life lesson, another stepping stone and opportunity of growth. So for now, in search of success – we don’t take opportunities, we make opportunities. 

From top left: The wallabies... The swimming Buffs, Beautiful Plains,
 Nothing like an NT storm, Sunsets, Storm build ups,
SWEAT, Views, Open roads - not so open. Beauty.

Peace Out NT.

Thursday, June 2, 2016

Crocodile DundeeLion [part 4]


Week 7 Day 4

Seen a few snakes this week, saw one speed-slither across the road (snakes’ version of running). Then the next day saw one cross one of the paths as I was running between rooms.
Just looking for a quiet place to nap
BUT, THEN, today, I went to go strip a room as guest had left. Starting on the left side of the king bed I removed all the pillows and pillow cases then I glanced over to the right side of the bed and saw what looked like the end of a rubber snake… you know the fake ones… I looked a bit harder, obviously being a bit smarter than the average bear I know that this place has no need for rubber snakes…this would be the REAL deal! This was the conversation that followed, in my head:
Is that a snake…? Hmmm I’m sure that’s a snake… wooah ...it moved… hmmm…totally a snake…I’m OUT…!
Left everything as is and walked out the door with long delicate strides so as to not disturb the new inhabitant but to get out of there as quick as I could! I see the fishing-guide pull up In the Land-Cruiser about 20m away -  HARRY…uhum..um..Harry … how are you with snakes…???
So he came over I showed him where it was and it ended under the bed… “that’s NOT a python he says”, “this one is small and quick!” and bolts to the door “you coming?” We left.

A few minutes later 2 staff come back to do some snake identification – I, stay away. I don’t care what it is. After some loud banging and air-horns getting blown… they couldn't scare it out to ID it later. So they closed the door and left it there till our fierce snake handler manager came back…Who then could not find the slithering little shite anywhere, so, guess which room I'm not going into anymore – EVER!. Urgh…. Almost worse than the wallaby brothel experience.
Note: been back to the room 2 days after ample times – no snake, yet.